

My Mother, Dennis As a homeschooler I am with my mother, who is also my teacher, almost all day every day. When you have that much contact with a person, it's inevitable that some of their attitude will rub off on you.My Mother, Dennis by ~cemetarypolka
Recently at a child's birthday party, my mother decided it would be a good idea to sing Happy Birthday backwards like she had seen my brother do on his iPhone, which to anyone overhearing sounds awfully similar to demonic chanting. She plugged her ears and scrunched her eyes shut as she sang, trying to remember exactly how it went, until a fellow parent tapped her on the shoulder and reminded her "You probably shouldn't do that in public".
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